serious relations

I don’t have many relations. Certainly not many I am on speaking terms with. But some of those I do speak to, probably count as ‘serious’ people.

I was pleased, then, to find this advert brought up on my gmail account recently:

I’m sure that if I were to want to give any of my serious relations an Asian beauty as a gift, they would rather the lady were verified than not.

But what should I get for the more light-hearted members of my family?

Author: don't confuse the narrator

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My immediate thought was a pun on the idea of a Chinese Takeaway, but I’d be more interested in how they were 100% verified.

don't confuse the narrator says:

October 14, 2011 at 8:32 pm

If you don’t know how to verify that a lady is a lady by now…

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